<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of nitin</title><link>http://nitsgedam.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of nitin</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>enjoy</title><description><![CDATA[<P><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><U>School:</U></SPAN><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> A place where Papa pays and Son plays.</SPAN></FONT></I><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><U>School:</U></SPAN><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> A place where Papa pays and Son plays.</SPAN></FONT></I><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><EM><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG><U>Nurse:</U></STRONG></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. </SPAN></FONT></EM><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><EM><FONT size=6><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Marriage:</FONT></U></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. <STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Tears:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><FONT size=6><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Lecture:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" </SPAN></FONT></I></FONT><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><FONT size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000><STRONG><U>Conference:</U></STRONG><I><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></I></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></EM></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><EM><FONT size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000><I><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Compromise:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6>Dictionary:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A place where success comes before work. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><FONT size=6><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Conference Room: </FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. </SPAN></FONT></I></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></I></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></EM></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Father:</FONT></U></STRONG><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A banker provided by nature.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6>Boss:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.</SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Politician:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.</SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=6><FONT face="Trebuchet MS"><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Doctor:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. </SPAN></FONT></I></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial color=red size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>Classic:</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><B><I><U><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">Books, which people praise, but do not read. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6>Office:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. </SPAN></FONT></I></P><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial color=red size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><BR>Yawn:</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><B><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> </SPAN></FONT></I></B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. </SPAN></FONT></I><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial color=red size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Etc.:</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.</SPAN></FONT></I></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000>Committee:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6>Experience:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">The name men give to their mistakes. </SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><STRONG><U><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=6>Atom Bomb:</FONT></U></STRONG><I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><U> </U></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">An invention to end all inventions.</SPAN></FONT></I><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial color=red size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR>Philosopher:</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.</SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></I></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=6><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when YOU ARE IN TROUBLE<BR>It is a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life<BR><BR>Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....<BR><BR>Never believe what the lines of your hand predict about your future, because people who don't have hands also have a future... Believe in yourself<BR><BR>You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. </P><DIV id=ygrp-text><P><BR>finaly ennnnjoyyyyyyyy.................... precious gift of god.</P></DIV></SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></I></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:45:23 +0530</pubDate><link>http://nitsgedam.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/16/enjoy-1.html</link></item></channel></rss>